It’s the morning after a night out that you can’t quite remember. Between your pounding head and 189 missed text messages on your phone, it feels like you’re in the
Twilight Blackout Zone. You’re feeling like a cat that was run over by a bus going 100 mph. While trying to recollect the pieces of your night, you helplessly look for your phone to UberEATS some Gatorade, Advil and pizza. This, my friends, is called a HANGOVER.
We’ve all been there. And as self-proclaimed hangover experts, we’ve tried many things to combat those awful side effects that come after a night of binge drinking. What most people don’t know is that hangovers are basically major dehydration. Alcohol is a diuretic, so while it’s flushing out all the fluids in your body, it also causes fatigue, dry mouth, nausea, and vomiting. Basically, drinking copious amount—which, let’s be honest, is pretty fun—screws with your body, and afterward your body is basically giving you a big “F-you.”
Luckily, there’s a faster way to get you hydrated, and it’s been around for a pretty long time—in hospitals. IV (Intravenous) Therapy is the easiest and most efficient way to hydrate your body quickly. Not only does it help us degenerates overcome our hangovers, but it also serves as a better way to get the nutrients the body needs, even if you haven’t gone on a weekend bender. For example if you’re coming down with a cold, an IV can raise your blood levels of Vitamin C 50-100 times higher than an oral vitamin, helping you fight off your cold much faster, or even avoiding it altogether. Bottom line: IV Therapy is the sh*t, and you should give it a try.
Because we’re your “been there, done that” type of gals, we’ve hit up Miami’s best IV Therapy spots and we’re hooking you up with special discounts to test it out. #yourewelcome
Remember when you were desperate for some Gatorade and Advil to cure that awful hangover? Well, forget masking the symptoms, and take care of them the right way by having Hydrate Medical come straight to your bedside. This mobile IV Therapy is the Uber of hydration, so you can get your life back together and start feeling like a real person again.
*Use the code Goodtella15 to get 15% off on your first treatment.
Where: They’re mobile, so they’ll come to you!
Book: CLICK HERE
Located in Miami Beach, REVIV has boosters and IVs for every type of Miamian. CoQ10+ Power Fitness Shot for the fitness junkies, Ultraviv Hangover IV and Vitamin B12 Energy Shot for the binge drinkers, and Slimboost Metabolic Shot for the food fanatics to keep all of us going and doing what we love most.
*Mention Goodtella when booking to receive $20 off your first treatment (discount valid through August 31).
Where: 1601 Washington Ave Suite 112, Miami Beach, FL 33139
Book: CLICK HERE
Refuel your body at Vita Squad with a megadose of B12 to help improve your energy levels. If you’re looking to rid toxins, check out the Glutathione IV to detoxify your body with nature’s most powerful antioxidants. Vita Squad meets all of your needs; visit their luxury lounges or summon them to your home, office or hotel room.
Where: 1220 20th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139
Book: CLICK HERE
Whichever method you choose, this is one occasion in which we won’t live by the words of the Most Interesting Man in the World, “Stay thirsty my friends.” Try this one out instead: “Keep hydrated, betches.”